:-)

imnotjailbait:

THE WAY SHE DROPPED THE WATER SO DRAMATICALLY OMFG

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

wintersoldier-iscoming:

when you and your friends see a hot person

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spain:

why

spain:

why

dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit 

mister-comedy:

party in aisle 15

mister-comedy:

party in aisle 15

somewhereno-oneknows:

shes clearly smoking some stronger shit if her fucking dog is talking to her