:-)
me: *touches elbows with a stranger on a shared armrest*
me: what are we
hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

semenology:

The capital of Alabama is Sweet Home

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

misandryad:

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

vinegod:

How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

@school please delete

robbonp:

wow, thank yo so much Windows for recovering this drawing of chester the cheetah, without it i dont know what i would have fucking done