I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
take a chill pill, your honor
I just spit all over my phone I’m not playin
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
I love when the app messes up I really really do
women: being a woman is hard
men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman
*checks bare wrist* time to jack off!
"that must be the uvula"
"oh, so its a girl house”
2007 was so important