:-)
ruinedxfate:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?


nobody tell

ruinedxfate:

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

nobody tell

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

Why not fall in love?
Anonymous

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

faihth:

"you look like a powerpuff girl"

faihth:

"you look like a powerpuff girl"

michaxl:

haha yes i speak german gluten tag :)

1msg:

bellecosby:

these are their stories 


i really love this more than anything

1msg:

bellecosby:

these are their stories 

i really love this more than anything

xheckxyeahx:

People always take bad photos of me when I take great photos of them. Either way, this is whatI wore today.

gunmetals:

you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

I have a new blog!!! help-to-heal.tumblr.com

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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justbottomthings:

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