:-)

meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

her: come over
me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
her: my parents aren't home
me: he is ASLEEP
ziasrashid:

im listening

ziasrashid:

im listening

altarandhour:

dear time magazine, please do not call millennials the “selfie generation.” we are the meme generation and i will not stand for being mischaracterized like this

asian:

have you ever been so high that you rolled your friend into a joint

asian:

have you ever been so high that you rolled your friend into a joint

*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

zauru:

someone really doesn’t like yoshi 

zauru:

someone really doesn’t like yoshi