:-)
fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

mermeme:

take a chill pill, your honor

bile11:

I just spit all over my phone I’m not playin

bile11:

I just spit all over my phone I’m not playin

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

reallylameblog:

I love when the app messes up I really really do

reallylameblog:

I love when the app messes up I really really do

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

teamsasskid:

poetry

teamsasskid:

poetry

foxnewsofficial:

*checks bare wrist* time to jack off!

inhaleagaindarling:

It’s fall

inhaleagaindarling:

It’s fall

l-laymitch:

"that must be the uvula"

image

"oh, so its a girl house”

image

image

221boners:

whisperintoass:

Muffy is such a virgin

she’s 8

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

wherewentz:

2007 was so important