it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
The capital of Alabama is Sweet Home
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.
How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.
How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?
when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
wow, thank yo so much Windows for recovering this drawing of chester the cheetah, without it i dont know what i would have fucking done